All orders take 3-5 weeks to ship. Every hoodie is made by me upon purchase.

The Cow Medicine Hoodie. Available in three variations.

1: Gildan Heavy Blend. A classic, staple hoodie. This variation is only available in light gray with all blue embroidery. $80.

2: Independent Trading co. Mainstreet Heavyweight Hoodie. 420GSM. $100.

3: Los Angeles Apparel Heavy Fleece Hoodie. 475 GSM. Ultra warm and soft. $140.

There’s a shocking amount of patents involving cows out there, and this cow comes from the one in the final slide. I’ve been fascinated by patent drawings for awhile now. The U.S. Patent office gives only cursory creative guidelines for submissions: no photographs, for example, though CAD drawings are fine. Drawings must be on flexible white paper. And applicants are free to submit as many views as they want–though over-description has its risks. The idea is to describe your claim with as few lines as possible–similarly to an architect’s construction details. The more unnecessary detail, the more likely a claim can be infringed upon or challenged. Sometimes this leads to pretty silly drawings, like this cow.